Poetry readings present a variety of great opportunities to a diverse assortment of people.

• Average Guys: Impress your bleeding-heart girlfriends!
• Wannabe Poets: Get tips on how to darken your blacker-than-black wardrobe!
• Angsty Teens: Jot down lines you like and use them to protest your parents!

Furthermore, people who are — no! — legitimately interested in the simple pleasures of a nice, grandmotherly-cum-trendy cup of tea and/or fabulous poetry will enjoy themselves.

On November 10 — that’s tomorrow, for those among you who grope blindly at thin air like angry babies deprived of their Blackberries and iCal organizational tools — Painted Bride Quarterly is very pleased to present count ‘em 2! poets at Bubble House.

To get all the W’s out of the way in one fell swoop:

• What: Poetry reading.
• When: November 10, 7:30 p.m.
• Where: Bubble House, located at 3404 Sansom St. in good old Philadelphia
• Who: Lynn Levin, Ernest Hilbert
• Why: To spread great literature and all that good lofty stuff.
• How: Magic.